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The whole concept of galactic-scale Dark Matter hiding under my nose doesn't ring particularly true with me. Missing energy...yes...but is that energy mass? No. Call it a gut feel - maybe one day I'll publish my volumes of notes on the subject.

I believe that modern astrophysics has got its knickers in a mathematical twist. It may come as a shock but physics is ultimately a matter of belief. To mark this moment of astrophysical fundamentalist madness I decided to make a dark matter man. The copper (which incidentally can only be made in an exploding sun) creates the "empty space". The 'nothingness' in the middle is a man.