Feminine Gambit

Shoe: Look at me. Am I not wonderful?
Lady: You are the most wonderful shoe in the world. I fall to my knees and weep
with pleasure when I am with you

PAUSE

Lady: You are BEAUTY. You are TRUTH. In you I find my SALVATION.
Shoe: Thank you. You are a nice lady.

~Edward Monkton "The Shoe of Salvation"